Sir I am genetically obliged to hate you. Its almost as if you were an Ohio State graduate. You are now the Joker to my Batman... The Luthor to my Superman... The Magnum to my Trojan. The ghost of Berry Sanders(when he dies) will cheer you on. I will not. Lions, Wings and Tigers for fucking life! Seriously you must be…

Let’s find the ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER equivalent for every NFL team, and put them in charge for a period of 5 years, at the end of which, the regular owners take back control, but ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER immediately becomes unimpeachable commissioner for life. I dare anyone to tell me that this wouldn’t be a massive…

Three cowboys out on the range. One is from Kentucky, one from Ohio, one from Michigan.

Kroger = Cincinnati

They need to stop this crap with releasing all the games for Q4.

As a former movie theater employee, fuck everyone who doesn't even attempt to clean up at least some of their trash

I hate the “being a slob creates jobs” defense. Taking a shit on the floor would create work too, but that hardly justifies it..

When at the theater take your trash and throw it away. I am ashamed that I even have to type that.

She must like Applesauce.

Wow, I did not know the ITB’s were in the cabin like that. I wouldn’t let kids sit back there, even most adults...

“Goddammit Wendy! Did you drop a gummy bear down the #5 stack again!?”

whatdyamean scooters aren’t good vehicles for taking the kids to school?

I will never understand why some things become freakishly long-lived and popular.

Fuck Blackheart’s Bay. And Wrath of the Spider Queen.

This news tells me:

A) Man, I wish that Blackheart’s Bay would have that bug so they could take it out of rotation FOREVER.

B) Sweet, new map, less % chance to get Blackheart’s Bay.

I haven’t watched professional wrestling in probably 15 years and this hit me in every single one of the right places.

My only experience with a bribe. I was driving through Quebec with California plates.

Smelly old emissions equipment-less slow diesel

2 wheels awesome.

I once had this (“You’re in this for the money”) said to me by the owner of one of the worst car dealerships in Michigan. What is HE “in it” for?