Honestly his Macho Man Randy Savage impression is way better.

What song would you like broadcasted during the end of the world?

I know I've definitely gone entire days with out saying a single word, but I'm a naturally quiet person. I rarely speak, and for some reason this seems to make people really upset. Like if your in a group with people, and no one is talking or addressing you; what's wrong with sitting there quietly?

that second story sounds horribly fake.

Honestly, just going to keep living my life and being a good person in general to all people, my race nor others shouldn't be taken into account or be reflective of our individual behaviors. I don't understand why people just can't simply be good because it's the appropriate thing to do.

I always get blamed for burnt food, despite the fact that I only burned one thing one time like 12 years ago.

what state is worst to drive through - Ohio or Virginia?

Honestly? I'm surprised the VP actually knew the process, and went as far as to enforce it. Like, really surprised.

A friend of mine tricked me into eating a huge wad of Wasabi, and honestly? Don't even know what the big deal is, yeah it was a little spicy and had a kind of, I dunno, twang? I didn't like the taste though, that's for sure.

I've only flown Jet Blue and Delta, and my only real comparison between the two is -

I've realized that times have changed significantly for P.E., or my school system was extremely lax. In Junior High the class wasn't even mandatory, you could be put in another "specialized" class that would take its place; I guess their thinking was they would rather have you develop a skill at this time than take…

I could understand this if it were violence in general, but its not, so it doesn't make any sense.

WW1 is such a fascinating, but horrible and bloody conflict. It was the very first time in the world where you had armies that had millions of soldiers - which today seems kind of "meh", but compare it to the greatest armies of the past, and its astounding. Alexander the Great had 32,000; Genghis Khan had around 40 to…

I was on my High Schools robotics team; we were completely and utterly neglected by the school facility, in terms of funding (we actually had to sell stuff to pay for everything), support, etc. We were also not get included in the yearbook section where it had all the clubs and their photos listed; we would have had…

CHEESEY POTATOES ARE THE BEST.

I checked, it is.

is this still on Netflix Instant? I know it was there back in January.

used to do IT for sears/kmart on the retail side; I know your pain buddy.

but before he dies the server leans over and whispers in his ear "No, no you haven't". The patrons last glimpse of life are the kitchen doors swinging open, and he witnesses piles upon piles of bread, there for the taking by any one who dares reach for it.

honestly, this sounds kind of fun/romantic; I don't think I would mind getting stuck in Eastern Europe.