How is So-nothing Spencer Pratt gonna afford a kid?

JD must be one unhappy dude. Some ppl when depressed will spend, spend, spend (ref: see Jackson, Michael)

I hope the police find these scum. It’ll be the death penalty for them in Texas!

Another gossip site just published a story earlier this evening about this. Assistant, ex-husband, singer, ball player (gay guy, cheater, playa, egotist). JLo has a serious problem with being alone. Must always have a man on her arm. And on Intl Women’s Day to boot. Kinda sad

In vitro often produces twins. Maybe this pregnancy thing is to dispel rumors that they’re not sleeping together? Hmm.

Plus the diva wants $50 million to go away? Spurned gold digger.

Uncle/nephew? Carbon monoxide, probably. Kinda ironic