Same here, now out yourself in their shoes. This story is not worth the Web space it occupies

No. It is an elapid. Fang structure and venom composition as well as genus and distribution is completely different.

I feel no sympathy. Fuck him. This turd in the punchbowl is how cars and coffee will eventually go away.

If the 1st gen Vipers are anything to go by all it takes is a stone chip on that hood to condemn this car to the race track in the sky.

Fuck that guy. Who cares about his car or feeling bad for the guy, he could’ve killed someone.

All it takes is for the stripe to be 1.5" off center

“Sensors detect that your Viper needs to be recalibrated. Please apply throttle gently until calibration is completed.”

*Mats the throttle*

Bumpers and body panels hanging off is the mental picture I usually have of all Dodge’s.

ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

Not much worse than it was from the factory.

A little Bondo, some touch-up paint, and some booger welds and she’s good as new!

Your Latin skills are to high brow for this joint.

No wonder he lost control. The racing stripe is way off-center.

I’m guessing it has frame damage to the front right after that. I’d be surprised if it isn’t totaled. These days it takes a lot less to total a car than you would think.

*Ford offers GT350 with either Track Pack(which includes the trans/diff coolers) or Tech Pack*

I bet it has hashtags though.