Those poor people, they got Stiltoned. They’re probably feeling blue. The festival organizers should be a-fetta them in queso they get angry.

That’s what they do.

I appreciate the timing of this article. My 4th grade son is just beginning a unit on the American Revolution, and I have told him that as Indigenous people, we’re not gonna have our stories told in his school system, so he needs to hear it at home that America’s story begins with land theft, and that it gets more…

Well now we know this one’s weakness. Colonizer colonizer colonizer nanny nanny boo boo!

A phone for humans? I need some money for this. What to do, what to do? Hey, I know!

Can you expand on that last sentence? I’ve turned it over a few times and I’m not catching what you might mean. I want to understand you, but if you’re not up to the emotional labor of explaining, I feel that too.

And we’re supposed to be the snowflakes? I mean, George Washington had dead slaves’ teeth in his mouth, and this guy’s response is an ad hominem attack on the writer, a fallacy of extension attack on Kinja as a whole, closing with a vehement fist shake at the writer. Racial slur, psshhhh!

Fuck all men who tell women to calm down. He’s directing that at an elderly woman who raised his son he tried to kill. As Solange sang, be mad, be mad, be mad.

Yeah that threw me too.

Arizona is back at it, doing Arizona things. A Chandler, AZ school board refused to take action against junior high students who posted a Snapchat video with racist comments against black people. The school board justified their inaction saying that the students didn’t mean for the video to go online, and that it…

LOL! And also ewww.

That was my takeaway too. The top looks like she’s about to churn butter and the pants look like an ad for Depends.

Melania’s job.

That has me feeling all kinds of ways. I’m multiracial but not part Black, so a part of me feels sad that she othered her own self, another part of me thinks she was right to step aside and let the dark-skinned women have their due, and another part of me thinks since I am not black, I need to have a seat and be quiet.

I have two books to recommend, both written about one of the tribes I am from, the Tohono O’odham Nation. One is “At the Border of Empires: the Tohono O’odham, Gender, and Assimilation.” We’re a patrilineal society, and most Indigenous cultures in North America are matrilineal, so when colonization came to us, some of…

Co-sign! All the races I am are co-signing this, my white side too.

Yesssss. I even watched some Netflix movie about Bigfoot with him in it when I was thirsty for Michael Shannon, and was happy when it turned out to be pretty okay. He played against type as a sad sack owner of a small town general store. Pottersville- I recommend it. What’s his face Lennon from Kids in the Hall/Reno…

What is a third culture kid, or what do you mean by third culture?

Oh yeah I can talk more about this!

My parents are both teachers and they both retired early after a few years of No Child Left Behind, and for both, NCLB is what made them want to get out. My mom had to stop teaching a civil rights curriculum who wrote about how the Black civil rights movement inspired the American Indian Movement. Northwest tribes did…