Ahem. Ave atque vale. (It’s not often that my username comes in handy on Kinja, so forgive me my pedantry this once.)

I hope we never encounter this Pokemon.

History will say it exploded just like it was supposed to...

Yeah I would have exploded with joy if it was the entire internet.

Still a better love story than Twilight.

When we analyze the pattern, decode the blueprints, use them to build two wormhole devices because Gary Busey’s idiot son blew up the first one, and travel to their planet to meet one of them who pretends to be our dad?

If you are Canadian, you take it clubbing!

Well, if it’s iOS you’re using, you probably don’t own a hammer...or tools for that matter.

/i keed...sorta

Men’s Swimming Olympic Gold Medals since 1896:

Sorry, no typo.

Olympic fever. Catch it!

Even 3.1 was better than this. Remember MYST was popular back in ‘92.

Neither is He, now that you mention it.

It may be in the top 10 but nothing compares to a Tom Selleck/Jeff Foxworthy hybrid using the Flo-bee self-hair cutting system

Another off-target kick affects the Vikings adversely. Drew is gonna drink a lot tonight.

Thank you for filtering your post.

If you are strictly results oriented this can only be construed as a failure but I consider myself a glass half full kind of guy so that’s why I say hey man nice shot, what a good shot man.

Groot isn’t talkative enough to be Scrappy Doo. He’s more of an Orbity kind of guy.

Time for some quick Irish Language Lessons!