In every Jalopnik article there is someone bitching about how they want something else which they would never buy if it did exist. Congrats, its you this time.

“there wasn’t any US corruption revealed in the email leaks” (there was)

I like how you’re using Obama’s pettiness as a precedent for how Trump will probably act. “See how butthurt Obama got? Trump will be worse because reasons!”

Unfortunately for him, it’s worth VW’s while to railroad him legally to deter others from attempting to do the same to their cars. They have lawyers on retainer just for this type of thing. If he has to pony up for his own lawyer, even if he eventually wins, he will wish he never bothered being so petty as parting his…

I hope you try it and he shoots you the second you step onto his property.

You could buy damaged used cars, fix them up, and sell them for a profit. Rinse and repeat and you could buy unlimited variants of any car you wanted. The most valuable was the 930 “Moby Dick,” those were worth serious cash.

Peter King recommends the LOFTY Bundt™.

“Corruption is fine.”

“It’s unclear where Trump is getting the $4 billion number from, as it’s being widely reported that the Air Force budgeted $1.65 billion for the new planes between 2015 and 2019"

Are liberals planning to have one continuous melt down for the next four years? Sure looks that way.

Two new replacements for AF1 have already been commissioned. Read a book

Or you could blame yourself, and all of your self-righteous liberal friends for calling everyone who doesn’t agree with you a racist for the past year. We voted against you morons, but you still don’t get it. Maybe you never will.

Yes, just like the investigation was just a “Security Inquiry.” Call it whatever you want, Hillary is under investigation by the FBI. 

Liberal tears are so delicious

Reading comprehension, or backing up a trailer. You are bad at one of these things.

The problem is that all the people crying about insensitive logos don’t give a shit about the myriad of real problems that Native American communities face to this day. Yes the logos are racist but your time would be better spent on another form of activism, but bitching on twitter is as far as SJW’s will go.

If Theo had been willing to give up Schwarber, he could have gotten Chapman AND Miller from the Yankees at the deadline, and we wouldn’t be having this discussion.

I think they’ll find a resolution to this. Their response to criticism that their male-only final clubs were sexist (forcing all male AND female clubs to admit members of both sexes, which pissed off the female-only clubs) was brilliant.

Thanks for the spoiler ya dingus