My neighbor is throwing onions into a chainsaws again.

It’s...yeah, allergies, that’s what it is.

Why is my screen all blurry all of the sudden?

I’m not crying shut the fuck up you’re the one who’s crying.

I think it’s as simple as many Americans not only can’t enjoy someone else’s joy, but they actually despise other people’s joy. Because it is not in my nature, it has taken me many years to understand that there are people who are like that. And now we have Trump.

I find it weird that Americans of all people would object to celebrations in baseball.

A lot of the young kids on the Netherlands team from Curacao were citing Andruw Jones (three years my junior) as their favorite player/idol growing up, so I think I’ll go ahead and buy that walker now.

Reading this, I’m so glad my dad doesn’t give a shit about anything I do.

Wenster’s dictionary defines BoFA as

If he’s a dark elf, then according to most hentai he’ll be raped by ogres

Call me a cynic, but I would partially disagree. The only core difference between him and “all the other republicans” is that he/his administration are not interested in the window dressing anymore. There’s no pretense.

How dare you insult warlocks by implying that Steve Bannon and Reince Priebus are of their kind. Bannon is a troll, and Priebus is a Dark Elf. (Presumably he keeps his giant spider in a barn on his property back in Wisconsin.)

this +1000. Trump is impacting his very base here. Sadly the budget did not even come from him. it was created in a cauldron in a warlock’s coven.

+ 1 I can’t believe it.

Hey, Meals on Wheels isn’t political, either. But, you know, it’s 2017, and evidently feeding the elderly poor just isn’t a good investment anymore and anybody who says differently or advocates basic human decency is just being ‘political’ anymore.

Yeah, and re: positioning, a nice graphic that ESPN had up after the first set:

The Federer backhand is an awesome development. The best player in the history of the game still improving at 35 years old. Quite inspiring.

its crazy to think what would’ve happened had he figured it out earlier and how many more titles he would’ve picked up. maybe it didn’t work before. would nadal have adjusted? will he adjust? he’s kinda falling apart at an alarming rate.

nice summary Giri...what does Rafa do when the core strategy of his 13 year rivalry with Fed goes up in smoke?

THERE’S A DRAYMOND GREEN JOKE HERE SOMEWHERE GOTTA KEEP DIGGING CHECK BACK SOON