Counter: Minnesota is shit and won’t upset anyone.

This arrived a few days ago for an erstwhile neighbor of mine:

It’s a joke.

Is he getting an education?

Probably not, but his share of what the NCAA made off of him should take care of him.

It’s an NBA-style move that’s drawing comparisons to what Sam Hinkie did with The Process in Philadelphia.

I would totally leak it, but I feel like that would be unfair to all these NCAA executives who work so hard all year (for mere hundreds of thousands of dollars in some cases) to make sure that every single one of these kids preserve their sacred amateur status and the money goes exactly where it belongs: to the adults…

90 minutes?!? Screw these guys. It used to be 30 minutes and they wasted little time. They’d show a region talk about it, then show another. This here is ridiculous. Leak it or whatever, but a better plan is for no one to watch the damn thing. Don’t be sheeple.

One thing to consider here is that the NFL has a salary floor of sorts. Over the period from 2017-2020, teams have to spend, in cash, 89% of the salary cap.

the best part about the cleveland browns is we all eventually die

“11 picks? That’s nothing. Hold my smokes.”

I want to bookmark this for five/six years later and see how many of those draft picks are still with the Browns and how many were busts or not good enough to re-up after their rookie deal.

That’s fantastic for them. Honestly, while they were butt this year I didn’t think they were badly schemed, really, and they played pretty hard. They had no QB and were slow on defense, but I don’t think the situation’s totally helpless.

22 new QBs! One of them has to hit.

Yeah, the guy isn’t willing to put in the work to make an hour commute, he sure as hell isn’t going to put in the work to have healthy poly relationships. And he’s not even willing to put in the work to stay true to Janet. SPOILER ALERT: We’ve all felt lust. Guh, he sounds so entitled and lazy in his love life.

- Libido is hell of a drug. Go whack it once or twice (to a neutral party) and immediately after think about which one you want to be with.

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An hour and fifteen minutes away? Some people’s daily commute is longer than that...