Martin Luther would drive a Honda Accord, that would be in imitation of the apostles who were said to be in “one Accord”. Or he could copy King David by driving a Triumph Spitfire, it is also said that “David’s Triumph could be heard throughout the land”. Or if he was really ballsy he could copy God himself by driving…

I can only hope the minivan will be track-tested against a Ferrari 488 GTB, but I’m not optimistic.

Clearly he was uncomfortable sitting in the saddle with such huge balls.

DO NOT TEASE ME ALFA

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The Michelin Man has never been so 1980’s Atari.

So, based on his remarks, this is now how I picture Tyler writing a post-

Some day you will find me
Caught beneath the landslide
In a champagne Chevy Nova in the sky

Dude, you can’t just post pictures of the same car. That’s not how this works.

I went from this:

When it stops being the answer.

/endthread

*saad

But this is Jalopnik, right?

Trackday? Trackday.

I wish I could quit you...

I have to say, Timothy Dalton in this film is one of the finest performances of any actor ever on screen.

Hell hath no fury like...something something danger zone?

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