So... not “micro” beads at all, not the same material, not going down the drain, just foam in a different shape than all the other foam shoe soles that are being manufactured nonstop around the world already. Are we just reaching for a connection because they use the word “beads” because this is feeling like a really…

Smart move on his part. Clearly lays the grounds for an insanity plea later on.

anyone going stroke for stroke with john holmes is going to have a long day

Just pay for the beer next time, man.

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

They should hang it in their old building, right before they demolish it.

Food and soda in a gym. Do you want Morants? Because that's how you get Morants.

You can charge him with assault after you charge the Warriors minority owner with assault. It’s only fair..

The tendon is often replaced with one from a cadaver. Which means Quinn Cook might miss next season too.

Jokes are hard, but keep working and I’m confident you’ll get one some day!

The Raptors shot 50 percent from the floor and 39 percent from three, which is a whopping three percent better than their respective regular season averages. Settle down.

When did he stop?

The house is not vacant. Todd Haley has been staying there since Brown moved out.

Indeed--a person with a clipboard is a person with authority.

Lol. So to this guy, there are two options:

I mean, come on, he worked with Papa John. He can probably work with anyone. 

OW ME BACK

“But, but...the Triangle...lol” 

You can claim that Gase is looking at Manning for this position, but I’ve seen pictures - Gase has got his eye on everyone right now.

That’s my preferred method to steal stuff. I bring in a dolly and moving blankets while the store is open. They usually don’t even ask why if I’m carrying a clip board.