That’s what she said

Those suck. The teeth at the bottom are obstacles for clean knife cuts. Hard pass if you are a serious home cook. 

Those suck. The teeth at the bottom are obstacles for clean knife cuts. Hard pass if you are a serious home cook. 

Don’t you dare bismirch the good name of Channel Z

Take your +1 restraining order and GTF 500 yards away from me

You only have formal Zubaz...

DUDE. Vape Pens are where it’s at. I literally hit them at work when i go out to pay my meter. So intense. No one can tell

I presume a LOT of crunching sounds...

I was gonna post that gif, until you shamed me. Take your star you filthy animal

yes, because the condiment is the sole reason you went.

you should’ve ended your vapid comment after “the meat was good.”

The Rock was FUCKING HILARIOUS.

Nick-itrol. Giant Human Monkey Baby with Chris Kattan, Chris Parnell’s leg breaking getting humped by the Rock.

Your forgetting his role as Director of Central Intelligence and his role in the destabilization of most of Central America to assist corporate interests who didn’t like Marxist governments coming to power. The political extra-judicial killings through Central American in the early 80s were the ripple effect of Bush’s…

15 person Saudi team DEATH SQUAD*

*ftfy

Gleaming the fucking cube, man.

So you wrote a cook book...and you can’t cook...?

You can’t...peel a plantain...?

Let’s kidnap all the women from the Senior Executive’s families (even their grandmamasans) and all the women from the Board of Director’s Families, THEN take all the women from the CHAEBOL’s family (the ones who actually run Samsung) and then turn all these stupid bitches in Comfort women and let every american GI in…

+1 Swearingen Cocksucka

An article originally posted in 2012, reposted in 2014, reposted in 2018.

Way to upvote yourself, you lazy hack, AlbertFuckinBurneko

Can someone start writing for this umbrella blog network and actual put out present day articles, Kevin Pang? The Takeout? Hello? Bueller? Is anyone there???

Obviously not, if you’ve…

I think that the take-away here, is someone needs to follow her for the rest of her life, and where ever she ends, ensure that a simple axiom is applied, simply known as  “The Internet Never Forgets,” and let the State Bar where ever she ends up know how this trifflin asshole really feels. So basically, someone please…

Had a pair of the Butter Gloves. The seam near the wrist and the the clip connection point split not 3 months after owning them. Could be a fluke, but had higher expectations. 

Had a pair of the Butter Gloves. The seam near the wrist and the the clip connection point split not 3 months after…

“How Close is Too Close?”