You’re a imbecile. Bigotry is bigotry.

Do you understand what “facetious” means?

Who?

Grant Wood.

Winslow Boner.

Johnson Pollock

I know. I was being facetious.

Fucking Jews and their mystical Skydaddy, AMIRIGHT?

you need to be seen to and chemically altered.

Big fucking deal.

And though Ray ends the piece by claiming “attempts to reach the transgender teen and her parents were unsuccessful,” Irizarry told me over the phone Tuesday afternoon that neither she nor her mother were ever contacted by The Trentonian. “[That claim] is very false, as far as I’m concerned,” she said.

It must be tough going through life convinced of your own powerlessness.

Yes.

Shhhhh. It’s going to be okay. Everything is going to be okay.

It’s nowhere near ideal that giant corporations hold such enormous swayover American politics. But in this particular area, it looks like that influence might prove advantageous for the planet.

Are you always this overwrought?

I stand corrected. You’re the picture of mental health because you devoted part of your weekend to flipping your shit over a chair.

It’s interesting that boys don’t get time-outs for not listening

I spent a chunk of this past weekend railing about this chair on Twitter.

Congratulations on the dumbest fucking post Jezebel has hosted this year.