Whoa, buddy. There’s a new Quentin Tarantino movie coming out? Let’s put a spoiler tag in the title and get rid of that spoilery image that shows it’s been filmed, ok?

Thanos’s snap killed John Wick’s puppy: Confirmed.

into the Badlands. 

Smart plan. That way the thinkpiece writers can get started with their negative reviews of Westworld Season 3 early since Game of Thrones is over.

Fact: White House Down was the better “Die Hard... in the White House” movie that year and we should be on our fifth sequel featuring totally not John McClane in a white tank Top and totally not Al but the President fighting terrorists on the moon or something.

Man, this looks good and I like George Clooney, but this review makes it out to sound pretty bad and I usually trust Erik Adams. It’s like I’m caught in some kind of... Catch 22.

I mean, last time they cast a former teenage heartthrob in a Batman movie it turned out so terribly we got **checks notes** Heath Ledger as the Joker.

I thought he was a regular Trash Panda until he was bitten by a radioactive rocket. 

Aw, man. I was hoping it would be Star Trek Picard: Endgame. Either that or they would tease us for six months that the name would be a huge spoiler and couldn’t be released because it was too significant, then tell us it was Endgame. 

This just keeps getting worse and worse. 

Wait until he finds out that they’re making a TV Show about a Rat who’s a single father to 4 teenage turtles.

What next? Puffins?

Joke’s on them. They don’t own my Kinja comments yet! That’s right, this is the last free bastion for us to PRAISE OUR WONDERFUL DISNEY OVERLORDS. I’ll never FORGET TO VISIT DISNEYWORLD AND WATCH THE WONDERFUL SHOWS ON ABC. 

You’re forgetting that most thinkpieces don’t let “context” get in the way of a good outrage.

I liked Maleficent for that reason. it was at least different in some way, it gives us a new perspective on a kind of weak villain in the first one. She was like... I’m going to curse you for the flimsiest reason available. I’m glad this went into this.

We know this is a lie. He’s sitting on a replica Iron Throne, waiting for the books to end. And not the one in the show, either, no, he’s lording over everyone, typing with one hand. 

Hey, I’m not on the side of the writer who tweeted out the picture (because I hate callout culture) but I can confirm that this has happened. They handcuffed a girl who didn’t put away her candy. They were super strict about it for a number of years, to ridiculous extremes.

This. I only have one star to give you, but THIS comment right here is everything I loved about Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.

I love Craig of the Creek. It’s a cute little show that reminds me a lot of what childhood is all about. I’m glad they’re going a little bit further with everything, and I hope we get some payoff to that “alternate dimension” girlfriend Craig had a few episodes ago. 

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