After it was trashed I do recall one manic bridesmaid with cake up to her elbows, a steak knife in one hand and a LARGE piece of cake in the other. Not sure if she was planning on eating it or throwing it at someone. Needless to say, after I heard the wedding was off and saw how the cake action was degenerating I…

Once upon a time a big shot NBA player was getting married to his baby mama. On the morning of the wedding his fiance got a wedding present. Surprise! A pre-nup. After the bride’s lawyers were called to the hotel and much back and forth between the bridal suite and groom’s room the once happy couple could not come to…

I’m a wedding planner and I can tell you that brides who do not book anyone (some venue don’t have day of coordinators on site) will seriously regret that decision come the day of. We take care of EVERYTHING at the wedding so you don’t have to. It’s not just planning and scheduling on the day of. we also set up all…

Those look comfy as hell! I haven’t shopped at aerie in 4eva but I just might have to hit it up the next time I go to the mall for a pretzel.

I FORCED myself to wear thongs in high school because I thought I wanted to be cool and sexy. I honestly don’t notice them now. Only when they’re too small for me or like a weird material are they uncomfortable.

I’m reading a book about a post apocalyptic america where technology doesn’t work anymore (The Emberverse Series, The Protector’s War) and they have to watch out for Tigers because after everything went to shit all the tigers got loose and starting eating people, starting with their former captors. When I read that I…

The 100 cannot come back soon enough!!!

I lived with my grandfather for about a year after I graduated college while I was getting on my feet. During this time he started dating again after my grandmother passed and was playing the dating game. Well despite being in great shape for a 76 year old (He is literally in better shape than me and I’m 23. The man…

This is clearly a face of intense pleasure.

The Butthole Surfers are from my alma mater!

My friend from high school had one of these IN HER BEDROOM that led to like a little reading nook/window seat. It was AWESOME. She had built in bookcases in her room and this one you just sort of pushed it on the right side and it would click open. It was supposed to be like a safety thing since their house was huge…

I had my new used Nissan Maxima for two winters before I discovered it had a heated steering wheel. Best. Day. EVER.

My grandmother was notorious for sleepwalking and one summer when I was visiting I went downstairs in the middle of the night to grab a glass of water. I walk into the kitchen and see my grandmother sitting at the kitchen table holding her little dog Gigi and both of them are LICKING OUT OF THE SAME CUP OF YOGURT! It…

I DD’d for my mom once in High School on her birthday right after she split from my dad. My mom and her friend had always wanted to go to this kind of skeezy bar called Frank’s Lounge. I have no idea why, she is NOT the type but we went anyways. It was a nasty divorce and my mom’s bff and I encouraged her to have a…

OMG the sacred tradition of a southern family reunions with sly drinking and shade throwing. Blessed be the river, inter tubes, barbecue and feeling superior to my cousins.

Right? So sick of “So did you ride a horse to school?”

Lobotomizing someone is legit horrible but I think it speaks to the issues this country has had with mental health since the beginning of time. My mom is a special education teacher and there are just some kids... there’s nothing you can do for them and the current system is not set-up in a way that can really handle…

Republican politicians like Rick Perry and W remind me of my PawPaw so I can’t really hate them I just want to take them gently by the elbow and shush their asinine, antiquated rambling as I lead them to a rocker on the porch with a glass of cold sweet tea.

I will either not have any bridesmaids, which is honestly more appealing since I want to be the center of attention on my big day (sorrynotsorry) OR I will have exactly 4; my two best friends, my boyfriend’s sister and my own sister. Probably in that order too. Again... SORRY NOT SORRY MOM!

Guys... I’m so sorry about Texas right now. It doesn’t seem like this state can get anything right. It is getting tiresome to live here tbh... Just this morning on NPR I heard some positive news that they are about to introduce a bill into the Texas State Legislature to make the possession of small amounts of weed a…