Rimshot... as in drum rimshot

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How about the old mustard plaster.

It’ll look awesome once it “grows out.”

Bright spot - 4 years max of SOLID comedy material. Start with the code names the Secret Service will use...

“Look - there’s Mommy on the TV. And there’s Uncle Reggie... oh shoot!”

You would think with a diaper like that you’d be open more often.

They give me the password, I give them a little something extra in the bedpan. Everybody wins.

With Brandon Weeden and Brady Quinn holding the bar, and Manziel shaking the maracas and singing “Day-o,” a practiced limbo dancer couldn’t get under that bar.

How many playoff games has Matty Ice won? You’re right. He’s great until he has to show up. Then meh. Or worse.

And I was one of 250,000 fans at the Ice Bowl in ‘67, eh. So yeah, it’s relevant.

Beginning January 20th...

The only thing missing was Trump waving to the crowd from on top of the Animal House “Eat Me” float.

Oh I believe in yesterday.

Hell yes...

Still pictures might not tell the whole story. Maybe on the video version you can hear her coaches saying “Oh yeah, and you gotta duck when she throws punches at your head.”

Terribly under appreciated.

Other than the obligatory mention that he got a shitpot of money, no.

You mean Coach K gets a boner some other place than other guys?

The “duck and cover” movies of the 50's and 60's are still the best protection for the citizens of America.