Next thing ya know it’s “Katie bar the door”

Any room for a kerfuffle?

Bonus points for creative use of “caliber”

Signed, Jeff Fisher.

+1 for the double entendre. 

Any chance the NCAA will allow Wake to vacate the losses? This should work both ways, right?

“After Louisville beat Wake Forest, 44-12, the Demon Deacons’ coaches found documents which indicated the Cardinals were ready for plays that hadn’t been used in the visiting locker room. “

Just one more chapter from Poor Richard’s Almanac.

Taking what the defense gives you...

“The three representatives behind the bill are Republicans Matt Shea, David Taylor, and Bob McCaslin.” Or Moe, Larry and Curly. Do they also back concealed carry in the legislative offices, or has that already happened...