fridaynightburner
FridayNightBurner
fridaynightburner

Poultry in motion.

Let’s leave Obama out of this.

Let me make this easier for you - It’s Trump Mad Libs (haha)

There was enough in your initial comment to suggest that it’s not the same house (although I’m in southeast Michigan, I don’t consider myself close to Detroit), but the coincidence was such that I had to mention it. They probably aren’t the only two people who have recently purchased houses in Michigan and decided to

In 2017, if you fly a confederate battle flag, you are either racist, or don’t care if people think you are, but the General Lee has context. Every General Lee should have the flag on the roof, because the General Lee had the flag on its roof. If you can’t separate the flag on the roof of the General Lee from what

As a 5 year old I dreamed of one day having a General Lee of my own to jump and seeing it on TV was the greatest thing ever.

Now as a 40 year old with 30K already sunk in the restoration of a 68 Charger, I cringe when I see this.

I know the cars used for these jumps at usually basket cases held together by baling wire

They’re always named Donna, aren’t they?

What’s with the snark? Emily Weiss has built her company from the ground up, it’s hugely succesful, and the products are actually good (their concealer is seriously the best I’ve ever tried, and I’ve tried them all, including the super expensive Clé de Peau, I also love the serums). She asks from input from her

Can you hear me now?

There is a strange new computer virus that keeps redirecting me from Gizmodo to the Huffington Post.

Naw, people have options. They’re just not convenient or cool ones.

Right off the bat, you’re one of my favourite writers, Matt.

Someone should do a research article into how many muscle car crashes happen per capita. Does the Mustang really hold the title when it comes to the most crashiest muscle car? Or car in general, for that matter.

There are two issues here: breaking the law one time by crossing the border, and breaking the law while you’re living in the US without papers.

The second you get guys roaming around in banana hammocks is the second all the straight dudes get triggered and run away.

Depp spent in excess of $75 million to acquire, improve and furnish 14 residences, including ...a fully-functioning horse farm in Kentucky.

Uhhhhh