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I’m an OU grad.

I hear you brother. I grew in Appalachia Jackson County. I can’t even bear to think how these morons in my hometown voted Trump by a huge margin.

Columbus and Athens for me. The rest of the state can fuck off.

Pecan pie is just pecans held together by sugar mortar, capital d Disgusting. Plus, I’m willing to bet dollars to donuts that pecan pie is a favorite in the Paula Deene household, which just enhances the gross factor

And? He could be lying about the other girl’s behavior in order to keep the work girl on his hook.

Fun story: My semi-alcoholic grandfather lived independently until his dying day, but because we lived close and he hated having to deal with the public (note: a trait I inherited) my dad would often pick up his grocery shopping for him. So gramps gives us the list and it is “Bread, milk, eggs, lemons, limes,…

Is the back of your hand red now?

Decent advice for once.

Yup. My grandmother grew up on a farm and I remember, when I was a kid, all the ladies of the family getting together for canning days on Saturdays.

If you don’t think veggies taste good, there’s a good chance you’re not cooking them correctly.

If you have any local orchards, they usually post when it’s peach season. White peaches come in first, then the yellow peaches a little later in the Fall. Season is pretty short, though.

I stick a paper towel in the plastic box and I swear it makes it last a lot longer. I hate it when I buy a box and then like two days later it’s funky smelling and slimy.

Here’s your star, you bastard.

so you’re saying the danglers are the best?

Most leafy greens (including cabbage) are all from the same genus, Brassica.

In fact, cabbage, broccoli, Brussels sprouts, kale, collard greens, cauliflower and many others are the exact same species.

Solution: in the summer, grill the veggies. In winter, roast them in the oven. Then toss then in the freezer for future use....

Given that the Navy is filled with sea men, the penis seems legit.

I bet I know what kind of plane he was flying.

To your Health!

Sometimes I get fruits and bite into them and I then eat the rest of it hating it with all my being. This is typically when I have been purchasing fruits and veg from my local farmers market but then realize I need to cut back on my budget so I go back to buying stuff at Aldis for awhile. The freshness isn’t there.…