*Presses finger to earpiece* I’ve just been informed that Kevin Spacey is triple gay
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Waiting for Bryan Singer and Roland Emmerich victims to start speaking up.
Heidi’s costume in full:
Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
You guys, I’ve been wandering around giddy all morning. Although there’s still a chance this doesn’t take out Cthulhu or his eldritch spawn, I feel hopeful for the first time in a long ass time.
Yep. Surprise: all of you all got herpes already! Even without kissing Usher! 25% of women have genital herpes, almost everybody has the herpes virus in some form. Most people just don’t have symptoms, or don’t recognize the symptoms as herpes.
50-80% of people have oral herpes
1. She contracted oral herpes
That’s what I was thinking. I have it, my dad has it, mom never did. My husband does not have it, both my kids seem to. All of us just get occasional cold sores if we’re sick, that’s it. I personally think we all have the virus but for some it just doesn’t produce symptoms. Either that or they have some sort of…
A member of dolt 45's campaign who wanted the campaign to meet with Russia.
Right, but the question is can I sue my mother for giving me cold sores when I was a toddler?
I think it has “Incompetent Godfather” all over it. I maintain that the Trump family & entourage is made up of 100% Freddos.
I posted on the main article, but I’m grey — but the conspiracy to launder money may be the most important here, ironically. As that opens to RICO for everything...
Especially white underwear. And I don’t even wear body makeup.
Whenever you sneeze I will reply with “Really, it’s come to this?”
A friend of mine recently got married and played “Kissing You”, “When You Say Nothing at All”, and “Today Was a Fairytale” during her ceremony. It confirmed my suspicions that this was less about specifically wanting to marry this guy and more just about finally getting the wedding she had been dreaming of since she…