It’s better if you’re a fan of a (potentially) competitive series rather than just a competitive Game 1.

Ben Bithop

Because there’s not much anyone can add in the way of commentary, here’s the song that was playing in the background:

TBS remains the worst, how do you not put a ptich count in that giant black box! Their audio is always terrible too, kept heaing the same guy clapping this whole game.

He’s confused about the opener for the Metallica concert he thought he was at.

No picture could shrivel, tighten, and dry up a vagina more than that.

Well, the guy next to backwards hat woman appears to be looking down at the vacant space, which lends credence to the “ducked down immediately” theory.

These are all from me.

Monica Seles

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.

Do you live in FL, OH, or PA?

Because the military and intelligence agencies will suddenly cease to exist if you vote third party?

Mathematically, you’re voting for Trump.

So you are okay with overly-bombastic, misleading shaming rhetoric?

You should vote how you want.

If you don’t like the two party system, you should be fighting for reform by changing the voting system, not by voting for third parties under our current system, which doesn’t help end the two party system.

You don’t get to just pretend that your moral high ground doesn’t have real world consequences, jerk

It’s fine that you don’t want to vote for a candidate that you don’t think represents your ideals, but it is also fine that Bee lives in the real world and recognizes that: (1) there are only two candidates with a chance to win this presidential election and (2) if you refuse to vote for the one that most closely…

I’m sure deep down she really respects your need to remain morally pure.

Sam Bee is not obligated to support your quixotic dream of remaking our democracy at the expense of our actual democracy.