Sometimes they do, my baby cried almost immediately, they didn’t even need to suck out the gunk with the bulb!

Even Sister Act II has dancing...final scene FTW!

You don’t mention it in your article, but there was already a Center Stage follow up movie released in 2008 called Center Stage: Turn it Up. It also stars Ethan Steifel, Peter Gallagher and Kenny Wormald.

I’m so fucking sick and tired of this. So god damn tired. But I will continue to fight. Because we cannot let these assholes win.

I feel you on the puppy pad thing. I felt like they literally changed mine every 30 minutes during labor because I was leaking so much amniotic fluid and blood and other gross things. Those nurses deserve medals and they should wear them around every single day. Absolute angels!

If I followed my husband’s lead, we’d have no formula or diapers for the baby and no food or toilet paper for the adults. He is INCAPABLE or seeing that we are running low of these items and has never once taken the initiative to buy them. So yeah, unless I want my family to starve to death and shit in a hole, I’m not…

Get it done. Best money I spent after my baby was born. Well, between that and the Rock and Play.

How is it 2016 and the entire fucking state of Mississippi only has one god damn abortion clinic. One. For an entire fucking state of women. Good luck getting an abortion before 14 weeks.

Get lucky with the Game of Life!

This poor woman and her poor sweet baby. At least the daughter can know for sure after all these years that her mom didn’t abandon her. I imagine she must have dealt with horrible thoughts over the years about where her mom went and why. Such a sad story. And even sadder that there are so many out there like this that…

Thank you! Maybe she decided to use a sperm donor. Who the fuck cares? It’s her decision!

While we’re at it, can we also do away with the term Beruit? Because there is nothing funny about playing beer pong on a table painted with the flag of Lebanon.

I had terrible acne ridden skin my whole life and probably spent thousands on different skin care routines. Got pregnant, and suddenly had the most gorgeous, radiant skin known to man. I was one of the lucky ones that people would stop on the street and tell me I was glowing. It made me realize that all the money in…

I’d like them to experience the horror of pulling out two blood soaked tampons out of their genitals because they forgot there was already one up there when they put the second one in and then spend the next 12 hours worried they are going to die from toxic shock syndrome.

My best friends parents live in the same apartment building, but different apartments. They’re still married.

Newsflash, not everyone decides to have kids. People are raped, people use protection and it fails, people tell their partners they’re using protection, but are lying. There are a lot of scenarios where people do not CHOOSE to have kids.

Best of luck to you and your family. I just came back from maternity leave a few months ago. Enjoy every second and hold and cuddle that baby as much as humanly possible!

I’m “rewarded” leave for medical reasons.

You’re right. You’re the real warrior who deserves a 20 week sabbatical. For what again?

Not Gawker, obviously.