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I’ve got some quarter panels and a empty shell. What’ll that get me?

Ugh I hope the rubber band tires on an off roader fad dies.

But do you have as much ground clearance as a ford model T?

Good for you.

Ceramic or carbide?

The next owner will be mighty surprised when he finds a penny in my EGR. He’ll put it right back where he found it too, since it’ll run like shit without it.

Now everyone’s going to want a socket in their valve cover.

So Mitsubishi basically told him to suck it?

Something like this will help. I get my knives razor sharp with it.

That one’s a grower not a shower.

I know, gullwing doors are so a tacky cry for help.

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Food costs are super low, like 2-500% markup.

McDonalds has an $8 cheese burger. It’s insane. If I want an $8 cheese burger there are way better places to go.

It’s not impossible. A friend’s single mom raised two kids in the SF bay area on a teachers assistant salary. That’s equal or probably worse than fast food.

TLDR

We play a lot of “Fireworks or gunshots?” on our local social media pages.

You’re hurting my feelings inadvertently.

That’s crazy talk!