If you want to die on the hill of inferior tools and techniques, man, you own that shit.

Or. OR. Use an abrasive sharpener.

I almost cried tears of joy.

Yeah, they definitely were, hence the “He pushed so hard” comment.

Ew, who lets their knives rust?

And a carbide pull through doesn’t take off a “few molecular layers”.

Should the cops have roughed him up, too? Perhaps instead of holding their hand over his head while putting him in the car, just take their hand away?

As long as it’s not one of these knife sharpeners!

Get a microscope out and tell me there’s a “correct” way to use a carbide pull through knife sharpener that will not mess up a knife. You even say to use it sparingly.

Then how do you melt butter and stick seasoning to it?

I’ve seen that with professional butchers and fish breaker downers. The fillet knife was about half length it had been sharpened like this so much!

I watched someone use of of these pull through knife sharpeners. He pushed so hard that little curls of knife were coming off.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! no these aren’t touching my cheapest knife.

Wow, is life really like a sitcom? So cringy. Ugh I hate that escalation of lies that ends up two people getting married or one getting on a plane Yemen.

72 virgins territory.

So people are mad at BMW for airbags not deploying, but here was no reason for them to deploy and wouldn’t have helped.

The car was barely tapped on the front corner, how would that trigger a side airbag? A side impact airbag wouldn’t have helped smashing into a semi at the a pillar.

That’s all fine and good, but which part of the car is supposed to trigger airbags when the a pillar smashes into a semi?

mfw he forgets to monetize it.

Imagine being a youtube prostate tickler vlogger named Dick Danger.

Nah that’s the guy driving a Malibu kicking the car and saying he’s going to “beat yo’ ass, blood!”

Hey I would have jetted too if that guy in the wife beater in the beginning was kicking my car and saying he was going to beat my ass. He caused the chase more than Observe and Report motorcycle guy.