You have no idea the levels of fuckery it takes to make me side with the Fucking Eagles, but by god, Donny Boy has done it.

RESPECT THE PROSTATE

Well I guess getting shitfaced on Fireball at 7am and then body slamming an underage girl through a flaming folding table in a parking lot technically counts as a process.

“20 seconds? What an amazing display of stamina!”

You normally get a prize for that kinda time? Because Bofa Deez Nuts finished in just over 20 seconds last week and didn’t get anything but shame and an Uber.

These hack messages are pretty on brand for BWW: lukewarm, derivative, and flavorless.

It’s surprisingly easy to be nonchalant about a legacy of success earned through self-sacrifice over a long period of time. Lifetime I have literally no idea how many beers I’ve had.

A friend and I once planned and went on a D.C. trip around visiting Dogfish Head. It was great.

Holy shit, he even managed to get one of his burner accounts verified. Look at this: twitter.com/AlbertBurneko

It’s kinda weird to think, but a case could be made that he’s one of the most underrated players in the league.

Coming into this year, Bryce Harper has only twice put up an OPS over .854 in six full seasons.

One thing with the NBA is almost every team’s biggest star or next big star is black or foreign or liberal so they have a direct competive interest in kneeling. What I’m trying to say is Aaron Rogers is a coward

This is just like the lowered standard in my family. My parents like me better than my brother, and I’m not all that successful. But he got himself killed while driving drunk, so I win by default.

And of course, the NBA doesn’t allow its players to peacefully protest during the national anthem, because doing so would open the door to just as much controversy as the NFL is currently experiencing.

Just like how I don’t get credit for not drinking at work.

ESPN does an announcer-less NBA broadcast every year, and if you really want to excise the announcers get a cheap surround sound system and leave the center channel disconnected.

For a long time, I thought that PFTCommenter was Magary.

It’s all just so wildly improbable it really is hard to know what to feel about it. I wouldn’t be surprised if they regress towards what everybody expected them to be next year and they get 70 points. Or win it all. Who knows?

I heard Yanni

Boston is a city of notable Irish history. The Irish potato famine ended in 1852.