That name’s too long. Let’s shorten it a little bit.

First the Rosetta stone, now this video. The hieroglyphs are starting to make more sense. All the people and animals are focused on the weeping eye above a goal missing most of it’s netting.

U.S. Soccer is a bunch of hypocrites considering Tim Howard has been blurting out inappropriate things his entire career.

“If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst!”

Is the Concourse the new Gawker?

it’s hilarious how they “blame” millennials.

I haven't seen a juke so nasty since I passed a lime green model on the highway.

Donald Trump is Bear Donald Trump and his entire candidacy is a bear conspiracy...

Seen here post transmorphication:

Bears sure are dumb, swimming and going over a natural waterslide, not having Donald Trump as a candidate for Bear President. Now humans, we’re smart, with our conspicuous consumption and Real Housewives.

Commentator, in crisp English accent: Folks at home may be asking themselves, “How will he finish?” And, well, Depends.

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

Bills tailgates are what happens when you let wildlings travel south of the wall. I would have stabbed Jon Snow too.

He trolls other teams by choosing gimmick captains, and then fucking loses to those same teams.

Meanwhile NOBODY is commenting on the fact that they photoshopped the WRONG SPACESHIP into the poster?! That’s clearly a sub-photon-class-8 sub-cruiser at best, and anyone can tell you that ship wouldn’t make the distance needed to travel to Earth. The readers of Jalopnik-Alpha-Centauri had this to say…

The headline is a bit misleading. You should definitely experience living on your own in between living with roommates and living with a significant other.

Winter has all the sports where, if you just quit playing, gravity just takes over. There’s no “I am done with Skeleton now and would like to get off the ride.”

LAWYER: You can never go back to Brazil.
Lochte: Man, but I really enjoyed Europe!

Pedroso came back to their hotel room and found Oliveira there with another Olympic hard body, canoeist Pedro Goncalves.

“Nothing a new D battery can’t fix.” -Phillies fans