" Law enforcement officials in Rocky River, Ohio, apparently have nothing better to do"

They missed a fantastic opportunity to use Comic Sans here.

Anyone else thinking the wifey may be going to the bully soon?

ESPN became too TMZ, INSIDE EDITION and TIM TEBOWEEE for me to continue watching. Damn, I miss Sportscenter not being totally shitty. RIP.

What a good boy.

zing!

too bad its not "barely speak"

That and furriners.....probably...

Bring back the Goodyear Eagle!

Fuck, Jonathan Papelbon and his stupid face. I am a Dodger hater and I have no issue with Puig in the All Star game and would honestly rather see him in it that lord douche Papelbon. Carry on.

Wasn't Spain just their normal boring self though? Brazil just took it too em. That crowd was feelin it too.

Portuguese is so awesome it even makes "Fred" awesome in it pronunciation.

I'm with you. They are boring as hell. Good to see Brazil win sexy.

*moved to tears.

We put our trust in Douche McGillicuddy!

I love this so much.

yeah, what the fuck was he saying there?

Wheee!!

I love this guy!

Winner!