I’m confused. This isn’t the line at Starbucks. One extra car in front of you isn’t adding anything to your commute. If you do it with the flow of traffic, and no one has to slow down because you moved into a space that was already there, what’s the harm? If it only pisses you off because now they are in front of you…

Correction: everybody behind has to slow down because of whomever it is behind this guy that overreacts and brakes when they don’t need to. A gap is a gap, and people who use all of the available road - as in a proper zipper merge - help the greater good by maintaining the flow and keeping these backups short.

The guy…

David is definitely single.

David is likely single.

The bearings are bad on your 90% rust jeep.

Some people have not a single fucking clue what is a good car from a bad one. “It’s old, junk it.”
I bought a 1987 Toyota 4Runner Turbo 4x4 from a junkyard parking lot because the owner thought it was better off as scrap metal.
The SOB has a removable top, turbo, a sweet digital cluster, original paint, straight body,…

Chuck E Cheese- I haven’t been to one of these places in ages. The video game cabinets have been replaced by educational games, but the animatronic show goes on. Across the table two time Super Bowl MVP, Eli Manning squirts Elmers glue into his mouth. As we wait for our sausage pizza, Eli leans in and confides that…

Depends if you drive a 90s Explorer or not...

If you’re not picking the predetermined “good” characters who historically win matches, it is easy for your teammates to blame you for sabotaging the efforts of your team.

Easily the worst thing about college football is that both teams can’t lose.

You are certainly entitled to your opinions, even the wrong ones, like this one.

Drive is good. It’s got a couple bitchin’ scenes in it, Albert Brooks and Ron Perlman make good small-time criminal shit-bags, the music is good, the plot is coherent. What the hell else do you want from a movie called Drive.

Those cookies better come in loot boxes and be 99% oatmeal rasin. If they ask, though, tell them it’s a balanced variety.

Officer: Nice work, but you’re lucky to be alive right now.

Could we maybe get a real unit of measurement, like miles, to compare?

Dear Muggers & Carjackers: Driver and passengers have been disarmed for your convenience.

Couldn’t the shooter have been in a self defense situation?