Will someone at Gawker please give this guy his own site?

Great job on this article.

From what I’ve seen, most of the morons in this country pull the “R” lever because “daddy told me too, and negros don’t” With the username “Jayhawk”, you are more than likely from Kansas. Tell me, how does it not make this...

St. Reagan. Shocking that the “military spending champion” of Jalopnik would have a hard-on for Ronnie. He was probably looking for new ideas he could fleece the tax-payers out of and pass it off as a tax-cut for the rubes to keep them safe.

Get this fucking shit off Jalopnik.

Not an Aston Martin V8 Vantage? Sorry, zero fucks given.

I’d like to not see it in the scroll.

Once again, I come to website to read about cars, and I get this crap again.

It might be a special edition, it might not be. But I had to post this somewhere. 1990’s Mercury Cougar with a Landau roof, a luggage rack and a fucking Continental kit.

Oh, I’ve noticed. A long time ago. It makes me sick.

“A report from Flightglobal.com states that Israel is requesting a batch of F-15s as part of a compensation program for the U.S. making a deal with Iran over its nuclear program.”

My GF is thinking about trading her Raptor in for one of these. I guess I can tell her it lands jumps just as smooth...

Tons of people in this country can barely make ends meet. Millions go hungry. But, $650,000,000,000 military boner is ALLLL GOOOOD. But...NO MORE TAXES!!! BLACK PEOPLE AND MEXICANS BAD!!!!

I’m going to do this nicely this time. Can who ever “shares” stories, quit sharing stories from this guy? Seriously? I come to Jalopnik to read stories about cars, not some dick-wagging about how our military is so awesome.

How about I browse a car website for car news, not war-monger propaganda? I’m sure there are plenty of websites on the “internet” where people like you can beat-off to warships and jet fighters. I come to Jalopnik for CAR NEWS...not some old pictures of warships.

Hey...what do you know; a typical Republican “I have the biggest dick in the room” love story of big spending on useless weapons. Since this is a car site, how about there being a post about securing funding to make sure this country’s highway system isn’t pockmarked like a middle school kid’s face.

Jesus, cry moar.

Fusion ST and Fusion RS.

Over priced hooplah.