There are three things I’ve never understood when it comes to ripping apart female celebrities.

You are molding your girls into strong, fearless and smart women who will go out into the world and set it on fire. She is an emotional mess with not ONE damn grown-ass person in her life who can stop thinking about themselves (and getting theirs) for ONE second and focus on her in a healthy, loving way. Shiiiiiiiit…

What the actual FUCK is up with her lips? Between the lips and the hair, she doesn’t even look like the same person. And the fact that she can barely string four-word sentences together is so unattractive. Ugh. I work my ass off to pay tuition and housing for my girls (they pay some, there is a big scholarship in…

My favorite Effie Brown story:

When the stupid hurts so bad.

That is the most adorable thing I’ve seen all week!

So sorry, honey. PCOS sucks big-time.

I rarely say this about people. But she deserves all the bad karma that is heading her way right now. That video was so mean and vicious, it actually made me cry. I have Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome. And like so many women with the disease, I struggle with my weight. It’s like I woke up in a different body. I went from…

Yep.

Holy cow this is getting crazy....

This whole thing...

Seriously. Jim Cooke knocked it out the park with this one.

You're the girl we never had on my co-ed teams...co-ed softball is won and lost with the girls. Every team can field at least a handful of guys who are OK, but teams with athletic girls were dominant.

Random softball league story:

In all seriousness, left and center are pretty important spots in softball. Everyone is trying to hit monster home runs, so a left fielder who can both catch and throw can be invaluable.

I don’t want to sound like an advocate for raping your teammate to death, but in this case it would open up a spot in the infield.

I got moved to catcher. I assume this slight is so grave that the only reasonable response would be to take a dump in their mailbox.

Who’s the shitass cosmetic dermatologist willing to do this to a teenager?