Jokes on VW and Tesla, because I’m opening my Terafactory next week!

Welp, only one thing to do. Go back to collecting it the way the Romans did. On street pee receptacles for everyone! 

Clearly you're not familiar with how Uber rideshare drivers maximize profits. 

I can't see a future where you don't spend more replacing stolen Honda (and then Harbor Freight) generators than you could possibly make from donuts.

Did you not see the amazing job they did adding a faux aerodynamic aid to the cab roof? Like a massive wing on a Camry, that clearly was the result of extensive wind tunnel testing. 

Weird. Normally in the midwest we hunt with a moving vehicle, not from one.

I know they’re basically just aluminum steelies, but I love the style of wheels on the F250.

Are you mad at people long dead for maintaining a river name that is apparently a reference to the Cherokee chief that controlled the area?

Gonna need you to supply an authoritative source, because that is absolutely nonsense.

If the road is fairly straight, guardrails are less necessary than a lot of other things those funds can be spent on. I don’t blame the community here.

Thumbs up on the red. Then remember to tell people it was a COPO style option that was only available with manual.

Can confirm. You get to do things that you don't realize are ridiculous until later, like just stepping into the engine bay to pull the cylinder head off unassisted. Or being able to carry a transmission around by hand.

Room under the hood isn’t nearly high enough on most people’s priorities.

If history teaches us anything, it’s that luck beats planning and percieved superiority on long time scales.

Screwed indeed. We finally replaced the wife’s ‘15 Focus a dipsheet teen totaled in July at the end of last month. You can only eatch prices continue to creep up for so long before you question the “wait it out” strategy and just do the best you can.

Sure, my dad’s ‘96 Ranger isn’t safe by current standards, but it’s still miles ahead of the ‘71 Spitfire weekend toy. And there’s no modern equivalent available to a 7' bed, body on frame small truck, so he’s in the “from my cold dead hands” club, like the subjects of this study.

The Michiganders are also a touring troup of trained Barbershop Geese (They honk in harmony.)

Back in the day of universal full size spares, rotating with the spare wasn’t uncommon, and made sure it was always aired up and fairly recent. Doubt the tire shops minded selling 5 at a time either.

I inherited my grandmother’s aluminum tree with rotating base and dual color wheels.

How long before Scooby Doo & the gang show up to prove it was Old Man Kia stealing the cars all along to drum up more sales?