Refresher: Tucker Carlson is actually LESS douchey than he used to be.

I like how the Obama equivalent of this was basically “So, yeah, it was pretty chill I guess”

He is the biggest staff. Huge!

Tucker Carlson is still on TV?! I saw Jon Stewart fuck him to death like...a decade ago. That’s not a ghost in them tweets?

Diabetes is a loser disease. He likes pancreases that secrete the right level of insulin.

Good, you tender bitches, trade in your Toyotas. More for me.

Rules don’t apply to him.

So, like we couldn’t go to Applebees? Because that would hurt some.

You see, the issue is not the fire, but the goddamn smoke detectors.

Hold on, i’m a tad lost...mainly because i’m not as “woke” as you are..i assume. I’m just trying to find the misinformation between the science/engineering of the argument. Take my truck for instance. The active fuel system (DOD) is controlled by the lifters (as well as a solenoid system and fuel cut off), which are…

I’ve started a game where you drink a shot every time Trump bans something & it blows up in his face. I have class B cirrhosis.

Those always make me laugh. I always want to tell them to take out the if. Like we know you’ve already called black people that.

His favorite position is holding hands.

Because these people are so bad at protesting, I’m gonna assume that you guys are gonnna get mad page views today and maybe for a while.

A cardinal rule of migration theory is that populations don’t generally make “decisions” to migrate, they migrate so gradually that one generation to the next does not feel that it is migrating. They simply follow the conditions, the herds, and conditions of survivability. Recall the Survivor Bias that says we don’t…

That’s fine, cite your sources and there can be debate rather than just flinging hate. This isn’t facebook.

Depending on which way they walked, a bunch of fishermen and whalers stumbling into the great open plains of fuckall of Alberta and/or Saskatchewan must’ve been shocking.

You seem nice.

My guess is they decided to stay put after someone mentioned finding 12-ft tall bears.

“I mean, seriously, look, I can see Russia from my backyard. This is the perfect spot to stay.”