This is a good idea but will be cancelled shortly after it starts. I mean, the PJ's. America doesn't want his brand of racially aware satire, unfortunately.

This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time.

It's funny you call them nerds when you know what Dragon Ball Z (I'm vaguely aware it's some anime for kids) and Skyrim (a video game?) are.

Why don't you quit boasting about your height and asthma?

I'd like to take some of the starch out of that stuffed shirt!

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I think they do, actually.

John Cale's "Hallelujah" is the definitive cover version. Leonard Cohen's is, of course, the definitive version. That is all.

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You explained the joke! Good job!

Best Bon Jovi song by a mile…. and still utter garbage.

Yep.

Yep. Should have ended after they toppled the Emperor.

I'm with you on It's Always Sunny. The characters' moronic self-centeredness was a brash novelty at first but after a while you have little desire to watch characters with zero redeeming qualities.

You are not the audience for this article and the fact that you would publicly admit that you are so befuddled is hilarious.

By being an idiot.

Mine was about a playwright. The Q alluded to characters from his most famous work but didn't mention it by name. The reigning champion, who I was beating by a lot up until then, got it. Not the other two losers.

Wow, you're a deluded, bitter old bastard. I bet you complain about being oppressed for other stuff like being white and male too.