They don't.

You are definitely not alone. They have always been the most awkward "buttons" on a controller.

So wait, it's a game where you play a handful of roid ragers that walk around beating people up in poor communities?

Boo says: "Whaaaaaaaat??"

Same, I preordered mine at Gamestop a week before release and picked it up no problem. However, the middle-aged mother behind me was not so lucky when she asked if any were available.

Jump on my sword while you can Evil! I won't be as gentle!

Indeed, Scorpion should be asking the cake to come over to him, or something.

If it were a real ninja holiday, people wouldn't even know it was happening.....until it was too late.

I asked the question first. Answer, and I will answer your question.

Is that the only thing here that bothers you?

What a piece of shit. Send him and all those like him off to a desert island with no connection to the outside world. Then they can all happily be surrounded by "smart people."

Very cool, but it takes up too much real estate and it has to be a memory hog.

At least it's not in Florida.

And with 4K gaming on the rise, more and more pixels are being brutally slaughtered per screen.

Did Obama buy out Apple? Did I miss something?

Every time we accepted a job offer, we were offered promises of stability and plenty of funding. We were told about the "project after this one," and no offer was given as temporary, or "for this project only." Instead of companies asking us if we'd stay for the long haul, we began asking them instead.

Yeah, this seems bad for all gamers. Pretty standard for SVU since all gamers are misogynists and rapists.

It won't die because Kotaku doesn't want it to.

Yeah IE looks insecure, and the rest of them look like douchebags.