Manly tears, dude. Manly tears.

It's my belief that men like this judge and the judge who sentenced that teacher to 30 days in jail are rapists themselves. I firmly believe that. This judge is a rapist.

This is horrifying. It took me years and a lot of therapy to even be able to admit to myself and my therapist/psychiatrist that I was raped because I stopped saying no after it became clear that it wasn't going to stop him. For a long time I believed that I was complicit in my own rape because I didn't fight back hard…

"I know the jewelry store's door was locked, and I know the alarm went off when I broke the window, and I heard it going off the entire time I was taking the jewelry, but I didn't think they were serious."

Someone sic Lisbeth Salander on this guy.

Sweden?

Quit playing, Erin. Is this an Onion article?

Both for the original content and Burt's commentary. I heart Burt.

Oh my gosh, did I need this.

Target locked, General Fluffington! Launch in 5...4....IS THAT A STRING?

'Pebbles, are you ready with the surface to air missiles?'

the whole thing is scored to some kind of Game of Thrones-type music. That's some next level cat video shit.

The fact that specific men in your life had a bad experience with alimony/support payments is not a strong argument in favor of modifying the current neutral language of the law. It is an argument for getting better people in charge of applying said law. And it is certainly not an argument in favor of allowing the…

My takeaway: 12 Years a Slave won because (besides Gravity) a win for any other movie in that category would have been a joke and American Hustle will win BP at the Oscars because people still really like that Silver Lining Playbook and think Jennifer Lawrence is going to save the future of movies (ie: bring in the…