The double ($3.99 for the combo) is a wonderful sandwich, because I’ve found that the patty on the value sandwich is a bit too small to feel like I actually ate something, but two solves that problem. Four is just...well, like I said, it’s a stunt, a non-serious thing for non-serious people.
I finished the fries. And the large soda. And nothing else the entire day on either Saturday or Monday. Because dear gods, that sandwich is like eating a cartoon anvil.
Maybe the William Howard Taft of sandwiches?
And people say I go for TMI in the comments too often...