Pussy96....or as the therapist calls it....post coital.

Leftover

Jack-o-lantern

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Seriously, I know. I know Pence is just as bad, if not worse... but when I’m talking about Trump slowly decomposing like rotting squash, please just let me have my shortsighted little death fantasies that will never come true. I’m not seriously discussing what would happen if Trump actually…

Catlord sounds like the greatest B-movie never made.

Snowden’s a white man, so I’d say it’s increased. Plus, he could probably help Trump deal with the problem of “the cyber”.

For such an “authoritarian,” he’s pretty much the wimpiest guy ever. President? I’m burying my head in my hands.

Yeah, I’m sick of his milquetoast language. Oh you would say it into the camera?

That’s President Orange Piece of Shit to you.

I think it’s starting to occur to him that he’s in WAY over his head.

OT: I know I’ve posted this multiple times but please sign everyone!

Watching it live I saw Roethlisberger give the thumbs up between signaling for a spike and knew a fake was coming. It’s probably hard to be running down the field to get into position on defense and be looking for signals at the same time, but they shouldn’t have been caught so off guard. At the very least, assume…

Thank you. I think a better metaphor for what’s shaping up is: fill the septic tank!

I just did this instead.

I heard they were just doing it for the thrill and then at the weekends they’d just go surfing.

It’s not the name of a person. It’s the name of a particularly bad venereal disease. At least, that’s what I think every time I read it.

This whole “drain the swamp” thing is extra ironic because swamps are really important ecosystems and draining them often has very detrimental effects.

My brain refuses to learn how to pronounce his name. Keeps telling me “Prince Reebus.”

Some anagrams of Reince Priebus:

Seriously the people complaining about whitewashing...

Kabul DUAN

I'll tell you how wifey and I celebrated Valentine's Day. We've got this thing where we wake up at 1am and I run the bath and she gets some towels. Then, slowly, she wipes up the vomit that is all over our son's bed and I dump him in the bathtub and clean him off.*