fourthburner
fourthburner
fourthburner

I’ll vote with my labia if it means wrapping it around that hot lever

Starred for Roman Reigns. He’s so bad on the mic, but he’s sooo prettttty.

It’s there because I put it there.

THIS IS LIKE WHEN RYAN COMPARED BLAKE LIVELY TO BEYONCE. SOMEBODY GO CHECK THE WATER AT THE REYNOLDS HOUSEHOLD BECAUSE THESE FOOLS ARE TRIPPIN.

Oh, brother.

In space, no-one can hear the woosh of a joke flying over your head…

Because the pirates did it in a self-contained environment away from everything else. If Blizzard did it, they’d need it integrated into their account system, their launcher/CDN service, the website, forums, update schedules, spin off the team to service it, customer support, marketing, community management...

You do not understand intellectual property law.

Our last fight was a tense, passive aggressive stand off in an Ikea. I wanted white dishes because all other dishes are gimmicky bullshit that you’re sick of in 2 months and you feel like an asshole with zebra print dishes or whatever. He wanted non-white dishes because I guess he wanted a little gimmicky bullshit in

my guess is that if they’re fighting in public, in full view of the paparazzi, they’re probably fighting at home in front of the kid too.

400 HP and a low price of admission on the used market. The Mustang will be the reason traction control will be illegal to disable/turn off some day.

I always think it’s weird men are intimidated by a woman that’s everything they say they want. I picked a career I love but will never make me rich, so I’m fine with a woman making more than me. Especially if she likes her job. Maybe I was just forced to accept that long ago because my mom makes more than my dad.

I believe! It does appear to be true that mindless robots have taken over writing for Gizomodo....

That’s my mom in the Little Tikes photo. She did some modeling back in the 90s. She’s a republican too. Will have to show her this 😂