Stella Mayo is an excellent name and now I know there were at least two humans and now a canine one.

Dogs too. There is a trend among the lunatic fringe of dog owners to try to get dogs to live on a vegetarian/vegan diet. They are descended from wolves. Ten thousands years ago they did not eat dandelions and acorns. You know what your dog would really love? A small animal that it could kill itself and consume while…

You mean artisanal mayonnaise, as this is a food blog, and Jezebel once covered this topic:

I remember all of this. He moved it over to Wonkette, of all places, but then I remembered that Gawker originally owned Wonkette, or the founder of Wonkette played a part in founding Gawker, there was definitely cross-pollination. That didn’t last long, but I remember it getting tons of page views and comments over…

I assume you named your dog after the actress and not the condiment, but that is a pretty funny...irony? Is that irony? 

The guy AOC defeated, Joe Crowley, was more than a friend, he was the chair of the House Democratic Caucus (so they were extremely close) and it was widely believed that if Nancy Pelosi ever retires (she’s 79 but could well pull a Strom Thurmond and hang on for another couple of decades) Crowley would take her spot.…

I’m not sure where gerrymandering comes into this. McConnell is a Senator and the leader of the Senate, all of whose members are elected statewide. You can’t carve out a favorable district from a neighboring state to boost your chances.

Didn’t they all. In the town I grew up in we also had delivery service: the ice cream truck was driven by a young guy who dealt once the preteens cleared out.

Just chiming in to observe that a mid-90s Saugus Taco Bell is such a delightfully specific reference.

I consult at a company like yours but the employees take it very seriously. Once I get up to the floor, which is a huge cubicle farm with many different divisions and little social interaction among the hundreds of 20-somethings as far as I can tell. I’ll ask, “Would you mind if I follow you in?” I do this so as not…

I thought the same thing. Send us to the guillotines if you will but my husband and I always fly Business Class because he flies Business Class so often for work he has enough miles to fly non-stop for the rest of his life.

Re: The tour schedule image caption. It’s Penguin Random House, not Penguin House.

Not quite. Perot was 89 when he died. Sanders is 77. Biden is 76.

It’s adapted from “Howl” by Allen Ginsberg. You might have read it in high school or college, if not on your own. It’s a Beat classic, right up there with Jack Kerouac’s On the Road.

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked,

They used to do that in Central Park in New York. I remember reading a memoir from someone who was a kid and his family used to do it. The hundreds, thousands of families used to bring wind-up alarms clocks and that’s what he remembered, not the novelty of sleeping out in the open with thousands of strangers, but the…

I am thankful to him for reminding me of one of my favorite songs from my misbegotten youth:

It was your idea, though, which was genius.

Bring a ping pong table like these thirsty subway-riding morons.

I’m up to 71...72...73 and I’ve had this tab open for less than two minutes.