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Oh my god. I’m so fucking sorry you went through this. I hope you recovered enough to return and kick his ass.

Medical care providers.... yeah about that. There was an article today in the LATimes asking, “Is Medicine Nexr?” and I hoped it was about patients and providers, but it wasn’t.

Not just in Maryland, sadly. All over the country. I wonder how these things will age.

In Maryland they love “Town Centers” in place of malls (or “Towne Centres” depending on their level of douchiness). Big outdoor areas with a quaint little “main street” with benches and a fountain and shit like that, usually with a traffic circle or two thrown in for good meausure. Along that main drag you’ve got a

They’re too busy on their phone-machines trying to score the pot!

Snapchat

Where do today’s youth gather to eat junk food and pretend their moms aren’t coming to pick them up in 45 minutes now that malls aren’t cool?

Same.

I am beyond amazed that renowned asshole Mark Wahlberg behaved like such an asshole.

I hope this triggers his victims to speak up. Because I have no doubt that he has a long list of sexual harassment/assault victims as well as race based harassment/assault victims. This is the douche who created Entourage and didn’t mind telling you that it was based on his life because he could see no problem with

Haaaahaaahaaaa. Boobs. Dude stop it bras being taking off by you at a c- and not knowing how they go on is proppin. You and all the rest that never learn our lingerie get an automatic F. All dudes flunked bra taking on taking off. You guys are terrible the worst you do not get credit or to say you humble brag are

While Kenton sold her majority share in the company in 2011, she still did bra fittings for the monarch at Buckingham Palace.

“However, the company will continue to provide an exemplary and discreet service to its clients.

While Kenton sold her majority share in the company in 2011, she still did bra fittings for the monarch at Buckingham Palace.

Guys! She wasn’t fired she just is no longer welcome to peform her trade for the Queen. It’s a totally different thing!

Balls is she surprised. She almost certainly knew this would happen and frankly it’s probably only going to help the sales figures (“The book the palace didn’t want you to read!”).

This ASTOUNDS me. Like, how did you not fucking realize this would be a really terrible idea? I know in the scheme of things in the world, this doesn’t matter, but this level of stupidity just takes my breath away. I am not a monarchist by any means, it’s more: if you’re gonna be in their employ, you know the rules of

I always like finding the warrant on regular stuff like Kellogg’s Corn Flakes or McIlhenny’s Tabasco
Takes the royals down a peg.

She thought the Queen of England would be happy about someone publishing a book about her underwear? That takes levels of self-deception I can only stare at, amazed.

“It is very sad for me that they didn’t like it and I’m finding that very difficult to accept.”