I take back my words. She killed it in that one Boniva commercial. Never in my life have I been so convinced you could fight osteoporosis with one pill!

Your opinions have been spot-on today, Nut.

Oof. Sally Field has never been good in anything, let alone great in The Amazing Spider-Man...

The one who plays Karen is of the “act with your hands and furled eyebrows” school.

That’s Cricket from Pinocchio, not Tom Thumb. Also, I’m not sure the skeleton is Hamlet, though I could be wrong.

So I walked in the bathroom at work and someone trailed shit from the toilet to the sink. Hand to God, honest to goodness shit.

Aw, dude, sweet tat

So that’s how those fields stay so lush. . .

The Cars movies were made to cash in on that juicy Walmart merch and trailer park demo.

Scott Glenn looks like he can barely hold a cigarette and a glass of bourbon at the same time, let alone beat a guy silly with a baton.

I’m trying not to have too much of an issue with Fisk, even though I wanted to throw something at him every time they showed him making a fucking omelette. We get it. He’s powerful because he has meticulous habits.

Foggy and Karen are the worst things about an otherwise good show. Terrible actors. And their flirting felt like fingernails down a chalkboard.

You don’t believe in beauty pageants? How can you not believe in them? Unlike God and Jebus, they have been proven to exist.

River Phoenix

Kristen Stewart. . . human Valium.

sigh.