You must be from Michigan. I’ll enjoy watching OSU spoil your season this year.

That was a lot of work. Nice.

To the WBC:

Where were these guys 6 months ago? Fuck these guys.

Youngstown State is on that list and I believe it. They get their rapin’ done at the high school level.

Just last month I lost my brother to a similar accident. The autopsy came back with “blunt head trauma, drowning”. He was by himself at Clear Lake, CA and he wasn’t wearing a life vest. That may not have saved him because of the head trauma, but it would have improved his chances.

I fucked up, though. It senor...

Signore...the bull does not always lose...

That Saturday morning, my neighbor yelled from his yard: “The Pavoratti killed Princess Diana”. I was really confused for a while.

Moon Landing. The first one. Yes, I am old.

#WrongAboutDukeLacrosse

Putin Tweets:

And stop calling this a “Radical Islamist” terrorist attack. The shooter was crazy. He could have scrteamed “God save the Queen!” or “Ting-Tang Wallah Wallah Bing Bang” and it wouldn’t be any less horrific. He was a self loathing gay man who was raised to hate what he was. He was no more a terrorist than the Colorado…

I just called Steve Chabot’s office (I live in Ohio). He was out voting. I asked if he was voting to ban high powered semi-automatic weapons like the AR-15. His office said, “No”. I said, “I hope the $54,000 he got from the NRA bought him some piece of mind. He will not get my vote and I will actively volunteer to…

I know of at least 49 deaths that would have been prevented.

Put Your Money On Me is a nice bookend for Don’t Stop Me Now

Based on experience, I would hit that at the exact moment I raise my molten McDonald’s coffee to my lips.

Know what’s else in her voice? Broken glass and fingernails scratching a chalkboard.

And yet, the obesity rate was a third of what it is now.

Judge Sloth agrees.