I would love to hear Bourdain go on a rant against self-serious Instagrammers.

It's immature narcissism at its worst. Not only have these fans' taste in movies and comedies not evolved since childhood, but they also think that movies should cater to them for life.

Love how their logic works, right? White guys get a billion chances to screw up, but when it's a woman or minority heading a movie (or doing something else cool and prestigious), THEN THEY BETTER GET IT RIGHT THAT FIRST TIME!!!!

When women and minorities are excluded from protagonist roles.

As I understand it:

"Men's testicles have 5 times the number of pain receptors than a woman's clitoris. And that's why foreign women are so much better than unladylike skanky Western whores OMG I HATE YOU MICHELLE!"

That's because people don't come out of watching South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut thinking, "Damn those white people!"

Yeah you can. You just have to be a rich white kid who wants to do drugs and watch hardcore porn.

One problem is the "championship-or-nothing" structure of the NBA and American sports in general. Take European soccer as an example. There, even if you don't win your league, you can still contend for the Champions League if you're an elite team. If you're a mid-tier team, you have the Europa League, as well as…

Time to make this into a movie starring untalented White people as the stars because BANKABILITY.

LOL, compare this response to Goober McBaldy's, "Durrr, do what we says or we mad!"

Most. Santacon thing. Ever.

So this is Kobe's first time practicing in quite a while. And with so many new teammates, is there any wonder why the team is so poorly coordinated?

I hear you. I'm an Asian guy, so I know all about interracial disparities and how racism fuels them.

Does the male lead have to be White? I've been seeing a lot of WM/BW on-screen couples on TV lately, such as Scandal, Parenthood, and Sleepy Hollow (I think?). Jesse Plemons himself had a Black female interest in Friday Night Lights.

J.K. Rowling should've played Planescape: Torment.

Not if you have a badge.

Goddamn it, Rolling Stone. Now you've put women and anti-rape advocates in a no-win situation.

I think the "bad" graphics are part of the charm. I bought the re-mastered version of The Secret of Monkey Island, and I still prefer the old pixelated version.

If this story turns out to be untrue, then the writer of the article needs to be completely trampled on for her stupidity and selfishness. Really, in this environment where "false rape" gets as much credence as, if not more than, actual rape, you choose to drop this bombshell of an article without making absolutely…