Cheer up, Zack. You’ll hit that mark one day.

Despite a few bumps along the way, she made Reg Barclay into something useful, so she’s had some successes.

Is Counselor Troi a good therapist?  I think the writing for her character was too weak to find out.

But he got results, you stupid chief!

It’s been a while since I’ve seen The Sixth Sense, but I don’t remember Osment and Collette’s characters being depicted as particularly affluent. She probably never took her son to therapy because she couldn’t afford it.

WHY IS THERE NO SLOW MOTION!? WHAT ARE ALL THESE COLORS!?

We can all really relate to having to bathe our respective, fully capable moms.

No, he wouldn’t.

 You know who would make a great Batman villain?  The Contrarian.

An origin story for the character who needs no origin story. 

But it’s still okay for big studios to give Oscar bait limited December releases to beat the cutoff before dumping them into a wide January release.

Weird editorializing for the title of an article where she’s clearly wrong. 

I have a better way: don’t use that awful platform.

So many possibilities open up if this is successful, like an album about how to navigate the challenges of being a black man in America.

MANSPLAIN! The Musical!

This seems well thought out and is very likely not going to end up being a tone deaf, awful thing that should never have gotten past the “the hell dude?!?” stage of product development!

“Last Of The American Girls will feature full-color illustrations...”

The writing on SNL is good? 

I wish the big bullies like Baltimore would stop beating up on plucky upstarts like New York.

A more generalized headline would read: "Protocols are greater than Platforms".