And if it doesn’t work, just think of the replay value they’ll get!

photogrammetry

Yeah, it’s great he likes it, but...why does he like it? What works well about the composition? What doesn’t? I’m not surprised the girl cried—This isn’t useful critique.

THANKS FOR SHOOTING THIS MOMENT IN PORTRAIT MODE, MOM.

This type of thing and little kids getting baseballs at baseball games are the high-water mark of humanity for me.

I’m just not sure that there are enough armed cops at that obviously volatile event.

Mother fuck, when is a white dude ever gonna catch a break?

Cool.

MOM YOU KNOW I ONLY LIKE THE ONES SHAPED LIKE DINOSAURS WHY MUST I ALWAYS SUFFER MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE HAS EVER SUFFERED

JORDAN PEELE IS THE REAL RACIST! ONE THING HAPPENING JUST ONE TIME EVER TO A WHITE MAN IS A BIGGER CRIME THAN THAT THING HAPPENING A MILLION TIMES TO A MILLION BLACK PEOPLE! I AM VERY LOGICAL!

Any white men wanna take a break from watching the thousands of movies centered around them and jump in here to say “this is not in the spirit of Martin Luther King Jr!!!”? Now’s your chance to educate us all

I won’t even look in the mirror until my reflection is recast as an Asian American.  

Aww, bless Peele’s little heart.  The MRAs don’t have Brie Larson to kick around anymore, so he gave them some fodder.  What a nice dude.

I’m waiting for the inevitable Trump response since he loves to argue with dead people.

No, since it’s pretty obvious that they’re going to be the only ones to actually die/I prefer story telling considerations over how realistic a spacemonster magic snap is.

Fuck me upppppppp I'm so ready for this shit. HOOK IT INTO MY VEINSSSS. 

Facts which seem to be mysteriously missing from this article.

Don’t worry, the Root is preparing an article right this instant.

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I was all set for Dril to turn out to be famous actor Jack Nicholson.