Whyyyyyyy did anyone feel that this should be published?

Agreed. Throw his shit out of the window, take a golf club to his car if that’s your thing, whatever. But revenge porn is never ever cool.

There are many reasons that I am happy that my mom is neither a crazy conservative bitch nor on social media, but I think the main one is that she never compared my vagina to deli meat online when I was a teenager.

Can you please make a square little video clip to explain?

The moment I walked into the office for the interview I wiped my sweaty hands on my legs and noticed last night’s underwear rolled in a ball and stuck in my skinny jeans.

I can’t imagine going through all that trouble of pushing a kid out of my vag just to name it Onyx.

HUGE congrats on the new job! That is amazing. I will miss your articles here a lot will definitely read you over at the New Yorker.

I will also accept the more jaunty ‘Tiddly’.

He genuinely looks like a drawing some teenager made of ‘her imaginary perfect boyfriend <3'.

Hannah also has a bunch of sex in Girls, so I’m less inclined to take the generous approach.. (which is disappointing because goddamn, why do women have to put each other down like this?)

It’s just different when the fatties and/or uggos do it. They have all the luck in the world!

This is art.

PASS THE BARF BUCKET.

I’m not proud to admit it but ‘Talvinston’ took me a minute.

This is all kind of cringey when it’s just about the adults fucking each other over, but I cannot for the life of me understand getting pregnant with a man who is cheating on someone with me (and fucking a bunch of others at the same time) AND KEEPING IT. Her body, her choice of course, but as a product of a totally…

Yes! He is so dopey looking!

Damn, where do I get my subscription?

Good for her! Where I live (Western Europe) pregnancy is generally considered a pretty normal part of life and from what I see and read online it does seem to have a much larger performative aspect in the States. The Announcement, The Gender Reveal, The Name Reveal, Photoshoots (pregnant and newborn - and sometimes,…

My GOD. She is a MOTHER. How dare she even leave the house, let alone with her BODY?

This. My dad (businessman, though nowhere near Trump levels) is like this too - he thinks the world of me and has always encouraged (read: pushed, sometimes too hard) me to go after my career goals. He hires women and sees them as his peers in the professional world. But in basically all other aspects of life, he is…