They just don’t want to pay for certain things, and do want to pay for others.

Yes, but because $10.00 that’s being used for, say, administering pap smears frees up $10.00 from other sources that may not have the same limitations as hyde-amendment backed federal funds, all the hyde amendment does is cap the amount of money that PP can spend on abortions at (their total funding - their federal…

She also pointed out, to a panel of deaf ears, that federal funds do not pay for abortions

Trust me when I say that it’s possible to eat lunch with someone every day and still not exactly be friends with them. So do what you gotta do to get you guys to learn about each other, then progress quickly into the “let’s hang out OUTSIDE of work” phase. If ya’ll have some shared interests (drinking/other drugs,…

I don’t remember having a “good” dream either, but there are some that are definitely not bad, just where stuff feels a lot like a normal, neutral day, except it’s a dream, so in retrospect, nothing about it made sense.

A couple: one isn’t a recurring dream exactly, but a recurring theme. Do you know what running up a really steep sand dune feels like? It’s hard as fuck, and you go very slowly. Anyway, in these dreams I’m running from something or someone, but it feels like that. Like I can’t move quickly. Every step is a slow,…

Why must one be better than the others? Is it possible that the positive qualities of every season are complemented by the positive qualities of others and emphasized by their opposing negatives too? Would we not forget to love the cold of winter if not for the heat of summer? Would we not forget the joy of the clear…

Serious question: is it normal to refer to male people as “guys” in legal complaints when not quoting someone?

IT’S NOT DOING OKAY FOR ME!

Oh it’s gorgeous, I’d just never want to live there.

fuck dude what’s the internet coming to? if there aren’t any original carrie gifs what’s it even good for? smh

In my experience, living with, uh, difficult people has a way of making one just a little heartless. Believe me, I’m definitely not here to judge.

the remake? c’mon son.

*shudder* oh god.

Weird, basically unrelated story: I once had a roommate who left her razors EVERYWHERE in the bathroom. On the floor, on the toilet seat, in the sink, behind the toilet, in the bottom of the shower (there were usually several in there), on the windowsill, etc... We would have moved them, but me and my other roommate…

I’ve been a duck fan for as long as I’ve given a shit about college sports. But here’s the thing: you shouldn’t let sports make you forget that you’re a person. And it’s honestly starting (not exactly starting) to look like U of O, collectively, has done pretty much exactly that. Baylor too, but they’re already…

Fire this man. And Dana Altman, while we’re at it.

Bwahahaha “lawyer”. “Critical thinking”.

So I’ve been saying this for a while re: university of Oregon basketball, but this should be a fireable offense for the baylor coaches involved. The coaches knew why he had to leave Boise, they took that risk, and as a result, a student-that they as employees should feel some duty to protect-was assaulted. Fire Art…

Erm, “The Bones of What You Believe” is the title of their last album. The new one is “Every Open Eye”.