As a Blazers fan I say this: bite me.

Not sure if it really qualifies as “punishment”, but the penis lie detector thing definitely seems unusual.

All hail ggplot2!

I kinda feel like if your kid is actually super smart, you telling it to them a lot probably won't be the thing to convince them., if anything.

Nah it's not the worst. I had the misfortune of trying Habanero Sculpin IPA the other day, and holy shit, I almost threw up just trying to get it down. Finished the bottle though.

I dunno I'd eat it. I kinda hope they haven't grown beaks yet. That could end badly.

This is a horrible story:

That octopus sounds good though.

Italians Do It Better for life, even if the movie itself is a bad as they say.

railroads are criminally underrated. Definitely top 3 material right there.

Yeah they do. Japan actually just made it illegal.

"I me wed" is some high level tagging.

Utah.

words cannot describe the depth of my envy.

Female ejaculation: both dangerous AND not real! </sarcasm>

Americans don't really hate Congress, they hate that they have to share it with other Americans. Ask how people approve of their own representatives, and they'll answer that, at rates of near 50%, that they like them just fine.

"smoking through a couple cartons of cigarettes and downing a bottle of brandy would have sufficed"

Does the actual sex still get to be freaky?

I'm not saying it would work out in our favor. I'm just saying that if you want to have young people involved in politics it might be a good idea to give them a better shot at representation. Or, you know, we could just pull out all the stops and have compulsory elections. That'd be cool.