Can you just change “Bantu” to “Kiswahili”? Bantu is a family of languages and its use in this piece is borderline offensive.

Always highlight trut—-ok fine, this is pretty cool and thanks for sharing it. Exactly the music you’d expect for this too.

If anyone has a way for me to somehow unsee this, pls advise. Otherwise I’ll just be over here stabbing my eyes with a fork

It’s truly terrifying to imagine if the American justice system were arbitrary and biased

“innocent property” is the best rhetorical device

“No-hitter attempt” is an awfully generous term for a guy who’d got through 3.2 innings.

Always murdered family member truthers

Just fwiw, "war-torn Africa" has 55 countries, most of which are... not war-torn

Christianity is, like, a choice? Gay is a lifestyle not a choice

THE TAKES ARE COMING

Yknow, I thought you were kind of a fool, but then I read this to myself in an NFL Films voiceover voice, and now I'm with you. Gladiators.

And Brett Favre's tiny penis is exactly why this matters. Exactly why.

Two things that don't seem to have much impact in lowering obesity levels:

McDonalds fucking rules. QED.

I wonder if Ralph has any thoughts on this

I'm maybe on board with you, but can you clarify your objections?

jesus, it's also apparently 2014?!

I complicated my argument above.

Oh god, the libertarian slippery slope! No, I never said any of those. If we were genuinely risk avoidant, we would never travel in cars, as they are machines of death. A certain amount of risk to self and others is acceptable, and it's obviously a moving target. Semi-arbitrary lines need to be drawn; it's how the…

EDIT: NO NEVERMIND I AM A BAD READER