Christ...Tecmo Bowl. That game was all anyone ever talked about as a kid. If it were me, it’d be in last purely out of spite. I’m not sure I can get behind Excitebike in last place and Metroid behind Dr. Mario.

I see we don’t have any bird lovers here...

Their default behavior is terrible...if occasionally hilarious. It doesn’t help that enemy AI in regards to how they deal with you and the horse is kind of nonsensical. Fortunately there are mods to either fix the horse’s screwy brain or give you a huge selection of summonable mounts.

Same. A few tubes on the counter in the kitchen, a few on the coffee table, a couple in the bathroom, and a few next to my bed. I NEED THEM ALL. Although I could deal with having a few tubes of Treat’s marshmallow cream lip balm and nothing else. I hate to describe a lip balm as delicious because it sounds like I eat…

It’s kind of shocking when it’s confronting you like that but I guess it becomes a textbook definition for a reason. Also, I’m sure you meant “It’s SAD! and fascinating.”

Knowing them, their desired goal is probably ridiculously optimistic...even for FF15. 200 million copies by the end of the quarter or Nomura-san will have to apologize in the nude for getting everyone at SE fired...on national television!

“Now what you do is get on the 285 and ride around until the reality sets in that you’ve been in the deep south all along.”

Truly we have entered a golden age in gaming!

Ok but how was the ceviche? I need to know if her bathtub ceviche is the fucking bomb or not!

I do. Judging by some of the comments I read here, it sounds like you’re overestimating most of us. It seems like common sense but I can easily imagine a sex ed class never covering the “Hey, keep your junk clean and trim, dipshit” aspect of sex education. If I’m seeing someone then I’m pretty vigilant about keeping…

The first one is from chapter 4 of Junji Ito’s Shin Yami no Koe - Kaidan. I imagine the others are from him as well but I have no idea what they’re from.

Same but I’m hoping this is all a prelude to a sweet series on Netflix or a single player game.

What was going on with the Zero? Two guys didn’t bother, one guy ran five full laps, one did one lap, no acceleration times, and the braking test wasn’t complete. Did the bike pack up or something before they finished with it?

“I hate you until I need you.”

That’s the nice thing about the modern internet. People play games so you don’t have to! But I won’t push...you know best what does and doesn’t work for you.

Oh I totally agree with you. I could have worded my comment better. I just meant that it’s not as if it requires a league of screenwriters to write another scenario or that they’d have to build a completely new engine or assets. In the grand scheme of the construction of the entire game, it’d be a relatively small…

Awesome! I loved Blaster Master as a kid so I’m at peak nostalgia for this! I even read the books. God I haven’t thought about those in ages.

How can you be sure that you don’t?

I imagine they’re working on both concurrently which is good because there’s no telling how far down the road a D4 would be. It was only like three years between D1 and D2 but 12 years or so between D2 and D3.

I’m all for more people learning about classic games but I’m not sure I understand the tone of the rest of the comment. Rather, I don’t know why not knowing about a character from a game makes you pathetic. I had a well spent/misspent childhood of playing video games...and this wasn’t a hugely popular game in the…